Does That Mean It’s Kid Safe?

Pre School what? It was made in a pre school? Made for a pre school? Oh I know… you probably mean that you USE it in a pre school. Then why don’t you FUCKING SAY THAT?!

Here’s a top tip for you internet reviewers: If you’re not going to take the time to leave a coherent review, just don’t bother. Really, save yourselves the time and trouble – and save everyone else the head ache of trying to decipher your bullshit.