If meat is sliding off of your grill (presumably onto the ground) as you’re cooking – you’re doing it wrong.

If your meat is drying out before it’s finished cooking – you’re cooking it wrong.

If you can hold your hand to the grill after “cooking” something – you didn’t turn it on.

Just so I get the timeline straight, let’s review:

• You bought one of these drivers.
• The clubhead cracked on that one.
• You bought another of the same exact driver.
• The shaft broke on that one.
• You don’t learn lessons very well.

OK, I think we got that straightened out. Though I am a bit surprised you didn’t go for the third one… they are supposed to be the charmed ones of the series.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m pretty sure that attempting to eat the belt (rubbery as it may taste) might not be the best course of action with a treadmill. And not to go too far out on a limb here, but it may or may not have directly led to it snapping and you falling on your face.

Just sayin’…

Oh, and I’m not even touching the San Quentin Prison bit… too easy.

It can handle 300 watts of RMS power or 1100 watts of peak power.

Sony Xplod XS-GTX110LW Subwoofer

This is the point where your eyes should dart from one side of the page to the other. Read the specs. Read the image. Read the specs. Read the image.

Just for those not getting it: 1600W > 1100W… by a lot.

I suppose that would be a Pro for just about any product… unless your product happens to actually be dog shit – in which case you probably don’t want it smelling like roses.

Just to throw this out there, but uh, if you’re buying different products and still having problems, perhaps the problem is not with the products?

“Better than the shit you pull, Mack!”

This review reminds me of Farva and Super Troopers, because I want to believe it’s just a sad prank. No presumably this person meant to leave a review for a camera he purchased. And presumably that camera does actually hold a Memory Stick.

But how you would confuse the two enough to leave the wrong review is just beyond me.

OMG! Nooooo! Where’d they go? These places existed before but now they don’t! HALP!

Really man? REALLY?

It’s a GPS… they use maps. Sometimes these maps get out of date. No need to call the places to be sure weren’t wiped off the face of the Earth, just update your maps! Poof! They’re back!

Pre School what? It was made in a pre school? Made for a pre school? Oh I know… you probably mean that you USE it in a pre school. Then why don’t you FUCKING SAY THAT?!

Here’s a top tip for you internet reviewers: If you’re not going to take the time to leave a coherent review, just don’t bother. Really, save yourselves the time and trouble – and save everyone else the head ache of trying to decipher your bullshit.

Very little value? Not easy to use? But it looks good!

Seriously though, sounds just like some snobby hot chick. Dumb as a rock. An expensive date… but DAMN is she hot!

A waste is right! Look people, I know boxed furniture isn’t always easy to put together, but if you wanted easy, you should buy it assembled and call it a day. Fact of the matter is that if you broke pieces trying to assemble it, you’re doing it wrong.

I don’t care how bad you think the instructions are, it’s just a simple fact that you screwed it up. Too bad too, could make a nice TV stand.