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	<description>Reviews are easy. Common sense is hard.</description>
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		<title>Sliding Off the Charts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If meat is sliding off of your grill (presumably onto the ground) as you're cooking - you're doing it wrong.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reviewtarded.com/2010/02/18/sliding-off-the-charts/</link>
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		<title>Aw, Come On! Third Time&#8217;s the Charm!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just so I get the timeline straight, let's review:
<ul>
	<li>You bought one of these drivers.</li>
	<li>The clubhead cracked on that one.</li>
	<li>You bought another of the same exact driver.</li>
	<li>The shaft broke on that one.</li>
	<li>You don't learn lessons very well.</li>
</ul>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reviewtarded.com/2010/02/13/aw-come-on-third-times-the-charm/</link>
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		<title>Tasted Like Fail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Maybe it's just me, but I'm pretty sure that attempting to eat the belt (rubbery as it may taste) might not be the best course of action with a treadmill. And not to go too far out on a limb here, but it may or may not have directly led to it snapping and you falling on your face.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reviewtarded.com/2010/02/11/tasted-like-fail/</link>
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		<title>Stupid in Less Than a Minute</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<blockquote>It can handle 300 watts of RMS power or 1100 watts of peak power.</blockquote>
This is the point where your eyes should dart from one side of the page to the other. Read the specs. Read the image. Read the specs. Read the image.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reviewtarded.com/2010/02/10/stupid-in-less-than-a-minute/</link>
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		<title>I Suppose that IS a Pro</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I suppose that would be a Pro for just about any product... unless your product happens to actually be dog shit - in which case you probably don't want it smelling like roses.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reviewtarded.com/2010/02/10/i-suppose-that-is-a-pro/</link>
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		<title>Awesome Review Farva!</title>
		<description><![CDATA["Better than the shit you pull, Mack!"

This review reminds me of Farva and Super Troopers, because I want to believe it's just a sad prank. No presumably this person meant to leave a review for a camera he purchased. And presumably that camera does actually hold a Memory Stick.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reviewtarded.com/2010/02/09/awesome-review-farva/</link>
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		<title>Where&#8217;d They Go?!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OMG! Nooooo! Where'd they go? These places existed before but now they don't! HALP!

Really man? <em>REALLY?</em>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reviewtarded.com/2010/02/09/whered-they-go/</link>
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		<title>Does That Mean It&#8217;s Kid Safe?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pre School what? It was made in a pre school? Made for a pre school? Oh I know... you probably mean that you USE it in a pre school. Then why don't you FUCKING SAY THAT?!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reviewtarded.com/2010/02/08/does-that-mean-its-kid-safe/</link>
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		<title>Sounds Like a Girl I Knew</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Very little value? Not easy to use? But it looks good!

Seriously though, sounds just like some snobby hot chick. Dumb as a rock. An expensive date... but DAMN is she hot!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reviewtarded.com/2010/02/08/sounds-like-a-girl-i-knew/</link>
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		<title>What a Waste &#8230; of Space!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A waste is right! Look people, I know boxed furniture isn't always <em>easy</em> to put together, but if you wanted easy, you should buy it assembled and call it a day. Fact of the matter is that if you broke pieces trying to assemble it, <strong>you're doing it wrong</strong>.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reviewtarded.com/2010/02/07/what-a-waste-of-space/</link>
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